Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Journey to Cape Town



First, on my journey to Cape Town. I woke up at 4:15 A.M at my village, gathered my things, relieved myself out in the bush under the moon and hopped on the combi going to Rundu. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve taken this combi but that day it was special, they were playing an international news station! Usually they only play African music, I had not heard any kind of news from the outside world for months and I was jumping up and down in my seat out of excitement. The rest of the bus gave me angry looks but I was past caring. The news was about designer babies, nuclear war, and terrorist attacks. It only increased my trepidation about leaving the village and returning to civilization. I had become a village rat and was not prepared for the technology dominated world that was out there. But then I thought about my grandma’s cooking and it was all good again. 

I reached Rundu and went to the free hike point and saw Kyla there, she’s another volunteer from the west side of Kavango. Complete coincidence that I was really happy about since free hiking by yourself is incredibly boring. We talked about her trip to Egypt, mine to Cape Town, and how our students were failing our classes in spectacular fashion. It was good to hear from another volunteer that their students also weren’t doing well, made me feel like I wasn’t the worst teacher in the world. 

Quick tangent about my students, their exam grades were disgusting. My grade 9’s averaged 45% in English and 32% in Geography while my grade 8’s averaged 42% in English. There was a few days there while I was grading that I just wanted to give up teaching completely but I spoke to the other teachers and the other volunteers and everyone was failing so I pulled myself from the brink. 

Anyway, back to the journey, Kyla and I got a hike within half an hour and made it to Grootfontein. I was wearing a hoodie, jeans, and a Brazil jersey. I walked in the gas station, took off my hoodie, approached the sandwich station and ordered. While I was waiting I heard the two ladies at the cash register talking about me. I walked to the cash register to pay and greeted them. The lady in her twenties asked me if I was from Brazil. I said yes. At this point I had not cut my hair for around six or seven months so it was the longest it had ever been (although not as long as I wanted, I was going for a lion’s mane but all I got was shag). The lady asked me if I could cut my hair and if I could give it to her! A bit of a preface, it is very fashionable for black women here to change their hair often, once every two or three months most of my female colleagues will change their hair. And they look good doing it to; I’ve seen beautiful braids, dreads, weaves, straightened hair and everything in between. I don’t completely understand the process but to change their hair as often as they do, they need to buy hair extensions. Turns our Brazilian hair is the most expensive kind in Namibia! So I here was walking around with a couple hundred dollars worth of hair on my head! I told the lady at the cash register, no thank you I don’t want to cut my hair yet, I want to see my parents in Cape Town first and scare them with my ridiculous hair. She said alright its fine, and then she asked me if she could come live with me at my village as my wife. I told her that I would whisk her away in a fancy car when I came back up from Cape Town.   

Following that encounter we went to the highway, picked a spot, and started hitchhiking again. One guy stopped for us but told us that we would have to pay 50$ to get to Windhoek. It was still reasonably early in the day so we told him we would try our luckk for a free hike and let him go. Fifteen minutes later another man stopped and told us he would take us down to Otjiwarongo for free. We hopped on and enjoyed the ride down to Otji. 

We got dropped off since our driver had to pick up some of his friends. So we walked half an hour to the highway and posted up again. We waited twenty minutes and an old raggedy car pulled up stopped by us. The driver poked his head out, interesting looking guy, in his 40’s, black gloves, a Che Guevara cap, at least ten bracelets on each wrist, and a lazy eye. There was also a lady sitting in the front. We hopped on and got going to Windhoek. The guy starts talking and you could tell right away that he was incredibly intelligent, very well educated, and enjoyed conversation. We asked him his name and what he did. He told us Sem and that he was also a volunteer. We were a bit surprised and when we started asking more about his life we started getting suspicious that he was messing with us. I asked where he was born, he said Argentina. I asked him where he was going to and he said he couldn’t tell us.
We keep talking and trying to figure out who this guy was. He asked us where we are from and I told him my long story. He then started asking specific questions about each place that only a person that had been there would have known. I then ask him how many countries he has been to. He replied, almost all of them. I tell him, you’re lying, you say you’re a volunteer, you’re driving this tiny beat-up car, how could you have visited most of the world? I then started asking questions about lots of different countries and he is answering them all perfectly and even speaking in the languages of all those countries. He even told us why he liked Havana, Cuba so much and why Cuban women are better than Brazilian women. He spoke to us in at least ten different languages and claimed that he knew twenty. 

At this point Kyle and I were completely confused as to who this guy was. We started guessing, I thought he was a professor that had spent time teaching abroad. He spoke with us about several different books that he had recently read, then we discussed Freud and his ideas, and then sexism in general. I thought, with these kinds of topics he has to be a professor. We kept talking and he kept telling us stories about the different countries that he had been to and detailed accounts about those countries. It was clear that he was not making up anything that he said. He even said he was a Yale Associate. At that point I thought, this guy has to be some kind of spy! Maybe he worked for some intelligence agency? He knew twenty languages, had traveled everywhere, and was completely unwilling to tell us what he did or his full name. We told him that and he said, “Yeah maybe, that theory makes sense.” 

Kyla started guessing that due to his clothes he was in some way involved with tourism or environmentalism. He said with a mischievous smile on his face, “I am the Director of Tourism for Namibia.” “BULLSHIT!” I yelled. Kyle and I started reasoning; “no way he’s the Director of Tourism, look at this car! The Director of Tourism would never have picked up to scraggly volunteers on the side of the road. He’s just been to way to many places!” We convinced ourselves that he was lying and told him so. He just laughed and we kept talking. 

Turns out, he actually was the Director of Tourism of Namibia. We dropped off the lady that was also giving a ride to and he pulled his card out and gave it to us. There it said, clear and bold, Sem Shikongo, Director of Tourism. My knees almost buckled and Kyla’s mouth hit the floor. I clapped him on the shoulder and said, “Man, I am so sorry for calling you a liar.” Then he let out a big belly laugh and said no problem at all and told us that everything he had told us was true. 

Sem then told us that he had just come from Etosha and was driving this small old car so he could travel unrecognized, He also told us that he usually picks up Peace Corps volunteers since he appreciates the work that we do. Turns out he is also the head of the International Environmental Conventions Unit for all of Africa. And he is the first Namibian to be selected to the Yale World Fellows Program. Amidst all these accomplishments he was still able to keep his spirit of friendship and told Kyla and I that whenever we are in Windhoek we can call him to enjoy a beer together. Incredibly remarkable man, Kyla and I were blessed to meet him and I hope that we are able to cross paths with him at least once more. It was obvious from the start that he was a man that cared deeply about his country, the people of the world, and our wellbeing on this planet. Mr. Shikongo, if you run into this blog, cheers for re-energizing me in this long road that is Peace Corps and inspiring me to keep fighting for the people that can’t fight for themselves.